suchararity:

shellbasaur:

kurl0zz:

flamingingo:

murrlin:

lychgate:

grisser:

theosos:

contemporary-gore:

a-clever-likely:

Drag for your creative curse

Meat Sandwich haha

you ass tickler

Crap Fondler ha!

RECTUM FARM

MEAT JOCKEY OMFG

sissy beater 

o

I got Pussy Lover. 

^^^ is that truly an insult? Maybe if they’re gay…  

I got Tit Jacket! XDD

rtconfession:

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x-fallenangel-x-bvb:

tropicalfury:

Fucking right…

I hate my body….

captainimprobable:

minorly:

royaltie:

dvniela:

If you ever get sad, remember that there’s a mash-up of “Under the Sea” and “Ms. New Booty.”

favourite ever

holy

I’M GOING TO CRY I CANT BREATHE OMFG

anzu-ai:

If you ever feel like your blog is useless and not worth anything remember that apparently Yahoo offering $1.1 billion to buy tumblr wasn’t high enough

your blog is worth more than $1.1 billion.

jolivet:

simon-the-jewish-vampire:

snarkreactors:

I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light

so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue

and then I realized

uh

oh

WHY DOESN’T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES?! THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!

THIS IS THE BEST

randomstuff134:

sodamnrelatable:

take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures

some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like

estegrimshaw:

itsnachoday:

sometimes I’m chandler, sometimes I’m joey

there’s no in between

datkarkatass:

anachronistic-nostalgia:

isearchforwords:

This is beautiful.

The best. The absolute best.

they’re different every time wheezes